joke

Two little boys

A couple had two little boys, age 7 and 9 the boys were mischievous and always getting in and out of trouble. The boys’ name were always mentioned in every mischief in the neighborhood.
The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior. The mother of the boys was introduce to a clergyman, acclaimed to be an expert in child discipline, with tack record of children, whom he had successfully disciplined. The parents agreed the boys be taken to the clergyman, who consented to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.
The 7 year old went to meet him first and the discussion went thus:

Boy:

good afternoon, sir

Clergyman:

God bless you, please sit down

Boy:

thank you, sir

Clergyman:

where is God?

Boy:

no answer from the boy

Clergyman:

I say where is God?(stern voice)

Boy:

silence

Clergyman:

raising his voice and physically shaking the boy, he said, ‘Are you deaf, where is God?
At that point, the boy became visibly shaken and scared and immediately bolted away. One getting home, he locked himself up in the closet. His older brother who saw him ran into the house, went to inquire what happened. The younger brother replied ‘we are in Big trouble, this time. God is missing and the think we did it’!